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CCK Steps In It

Here's a typical display of ignorance or deceit from CCK.

His post would make sense but for the presumtion of innocence and the fact that Deadrick is not now representing Klaudt and, from what news reports say, did not represent Klaudt in the two court appearances Deadrick attended.

Thus CCK's note that "the lawyer representing a page abuser, is sitting on a committee to investigate the page program and make recommendations for change." is completely false.

W.W.J.S.L.

Me, I figure an itinerant preacher^TM roaming the Middle East 2,000 years ago would smell worse than most Deadwood denizens of 130 years ago.

But maybe that's just me.

The fine God^TM-fearin' folks at His Essence^TM are counting on Jesus'^TM odor to induce the faithful to render unto them God^TM-fearin' folks some of that coin of the realm we all lust after. They're sellin' the Scent 'o Jesus^TM. And believers are buyin' it up. 210 stores in 27 states will sell you the Scent 'o Jesus^TM. I hope the Easter Bunny^TM brings me the Scent o' Jesus^TM in my Easter^TM basket.

Hey! Maybe they can put the Scent o' Jesus^TM in one a them car air fresheners that hang from your rear-view mirror. It could be a cutout of Touchdown Jesus^TM like what they have at Notre Dame^TM. Wouldn't that be something?

Scent o' Jesus

(Sung to the tune of "Plastic Jesus" with apologies to Cool Hand Luke.)

I don't care if it rains or freezes

long as I got my Scent o' Jesus^TM

stinkin' up the inside of my car.

Comes in colors pink and pleasant.

Glows in the dark 'cause it's iridescent.

I take it with me whenever I go far.

Oh, give me my Lady Madonna^TM

dressed in rhinestones and sitting on a

pedestal of abalone shell.

Drivin' ninety but I'm not wary

long as I got my Virgin Mary^TM

assurin' me that I will never go to hell^TM.

. . . .that's very different! Never mind.

Oh, wouldn’t Emily Latilla have had fun with this headline from yesterday's Journal -

State to poison prairie dogs annually
By Steve Miller, Journal Staff Writer

Beginning this summer, the state will poison prairie dogs coming from federal land onto private land each year until the problem eases, state Game, Fish & Parks Secretary John Cooper said Wednesday.

The yearly poisoning is a change from the state's previous policy of poisoning prairie dogs encroaching on private land only once and leaving the landowner responsible for control later.