. . . Wrote Don McLean.
Randy Moss isn't getting fat on the rolling stone of publicity that he generates but he sure seems to be having a lot of fun with it.
Fun is important. Forced to choose between the Howie Longs of the world who have somehow managed to get corn cobs lodged in their posteriors and Randy Moss, a 27 year old man-child who manages to take five million dollars a year off a Texas used car dealer as payment for the circus act of consistently beating double and triple teams and who has a profound lack of good judgement when it come to social behavior, I'll go with Moss every time.
Why? Simple, Moss is fun to watch and he does his job. That is his job, in fact: be "fun to watch", entertain people. That's it, fulfill the circuses part of bread and circuses.
